nicoception:

elizlizard:

knitphilia:

Woah. This sweater has a life of its own.

oh my god it looks like she’s a giant penis with foreskin over her head

two kinds of people

Oh my God… I just about peed myself!! That thing is way too funny.
It’s like a Thneed from the Lorax!

(Source: laspelanas, via sassy-gay-meowrail)

A first!!

A first!!

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

She gets paid in sand dollars

(Source: butterlounge, via this-is-not-a-pie)

linslusts:

Everything’s so green..

Except the brown things… They are not green

linslusts:

Everything’s so green..

Except the brown things… They are not green

lonewolfphenix:

cunt3r-parts:

pizzaismyaphrodisiac:

iamnotdoingshittoday:

"Long Live the King"

IM IN CLASS AND CANT STOP LAUGHINH OMG IM DONE

im dying with laughter 

forever reblog


The best

lonewolfphenix:

cunt3r-parts:

pizzaismyaphrodisiac:

iamnotdoingshittoday:

"Long Live the King"

IM IN CLASS AND CANT STOP LAUGHINH OMG IM DONE

im dying with laughter 

forever reblog

The best

(via rileyster)

I think I could literally stare at London Andrews all day long.

Stunning!!

(Source: misslaurenkate, via curvesandconfidence)

amaxxxingblog:

assobsession:

Rose Monroe

Rain On that Booty

Who is gonna clean THAT up?!?!

(via whysothick)

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

This is utter awesome sauce

(via nerdy-dirty-curvy)

milesjai:




Those are Canadian bears.  Canadian bears are always friendly.

milesjai:

image

Those are Canadian bears. Canadian bears are always friendly.

(Source: jimmie-rae, via nerdy-dirty-curvy-velma-me)

allmytawdryquirks:

i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring

allmytawdryquirks:

i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring

(Source: underrated-lovestory, via nerdy-dirty-curvy-velma-me)

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

I want a squirrel to do this!!

(Source: pleatedjeans, via nerdy-dirty-curvy-velma-me)

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

This happens too often sadly

(Source: stability, via nerdy-dirty-curvy-velma-me)

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via nerdy-dirty-curvy-velma-me)