looking-for-curves:

twotitsperhour:

The tits of the hour

jaye rose

Jaye Rose is so hot

looking-for-curves:

twotitsperhour:

The tits of the hour

jaye rose

Jaye Rose is so hot

(via gordinghy)

j5h:

wait lost


I think she just entered Toon Town…

j5h:

wait lost

I think she just entered Toon Town…

(Source: greasyskin, via cougarmeat)

cougarmeat:

This terrified me then made me almost wee with laughter.

Dog be like, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude…

cougarmeat:

This terrified me then made me almost wee with laughter.

Dog be like, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude…

(Source: qoafosho)

your-milk-has-a-dick:

Courtney Love by Mario Testino

your-milk-has-a-dick:

Courtney Love by Mario Testino

(via crustydollparts)

beckpoppins:

'Yeah! Peachy's got it!' ootd

Nothing makes a girl feel cuter then dressing up like a teased-out bitchy mall-rat princess peach.

Beautifully done!

(via cherrylisa)

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

Life lesson right here folks

(Source: youtubenutcase, via sassy-gay-meowrail)

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke


And then it turns out the machine was filled with these bottles by a Pepsi employee!!!!

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

And then it turns out the machine was filled with these bottles by a Pepsi employee!!!!

(via sassy-gay-meowrail)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

Only like, all the freaking time!

(Source: pheberoni, via fattyvixen)

the-winter-solider:

britt-is-fit:

thebachelorsparty:

BEST 3:48 MIN EVER

"You are the biggest mistake of my fucking life"

I’M DYING

THIS IS AMAZING

(via nerdy-dirty-curvy)

doitdoggy:

Taste The Rainbow.


There aren’t enough rainbow sock pics on Tumblr…

doitdoggy:

Taste The Rainbow.

There aren’t enough rainbow sock pics on Tumblr…

(via hartlessmofo)

thefuuuucomics:

dog runs out of batteries


Me as I get home after work each day

thefuuuucomics:

dog runs out of batteries

Me as I get home after work each day

(Source: 4gifs, via stonedpervert)

nicoception:

elizlizard:

knitphilia:

Woah. This sweater has a life of its own.

oh my god it looks like she’s a giant penis with foreskin over her head

two kinds of people

Oh my God… I just about peed myself!! That thing is way too funny.
It’s like a Thneed from the Lorax!

(Source: laspelanas, via sassy-gay-meowrail)

A first!!

A first!!

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

She gets paid in sand dollars

(Source: butterlounge, via this-is-not-a-pie)

linslusts:

Everything’s so green..

Except the brown things… They are not green

linslusts:

Everything’s so green..

Except the brown things… They are not green